Simple design programs & shenanigans.

GOD IS A DESIGNER
GIAD/OS running on a vintage computer
GIADWIRESIDEQUESTGIAD MESSENGERCALCULATORSOLITAIREMEDIA PLAYER
$99/YR
or $12/mo
5 design mini-programs + 6 fun apps included
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GIADWIRESIDEQUESTGIAD MESSENGERCALCULATORSOLITAIREMEDIA PLAYER
$399Once
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  • Early access to new programs
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GIADWIRESIDEQUESTGIAD MESSENGERCALCULATORSOLITAIREMEDIA PLAYER
$99/YR
or $12/mo
5 design mini-programs + 6 fun apps included
See plans →
GIADWIRESIDEQUESTGIAD MESSENGERCALCULATORSOLITAIREMEDIA PLAYER
$399Once
25 of 25 seats left
  • Founder badge in GIAD/OS
  • Early access to new programs
Claim a seat →
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From $8.25/mo, billed yearly · 25 Founders seats

GIAD/OS is a desktop full of small design programs that each do one job well. Open one, make the thing, export it. Minutes, not an afternoon.

Quick on purpose.

Halftone a poster in Tonerizer. Give a logo depth in Extrusionator. Resize one design for every feed in Formatic. Price a product in Profit Planner. Get a tee factory-ready in TechPacker 9000. No timeline, no layers panel, no tutorial.

Made to be played with.

It looks and feels like the family computer you grew up on: a Start menu, a media player, a messenger, Solitaire. Come for a quick export, stay for the shenanigans.

WHAT'S ON THE DESKTOP

18 programs. One desktop.

Design tools that do one job fast, plus the utilities and games that make it feel like your home computer in 1998.

TONERIZER
01TONERIZERHalftones, risograph and dot-matrix print effects for text or images.
EXTRUSIONATOR
02EXTRUSIONATORFlat type and logos turned 3D, exported as PNG or SVG.
FORMATIC
03FORMATICOne design resized for every social and web format at once.
TECHPACKER 9000
04TECHPACKER 9000Tee tech packs with measurements, materials and artwork, as a PDF.
PROFIT PLANNER
05PROFIT PLANNERWhat a product really costs, and what you need to sell to hit your profit.
INVOICER
06INVOICERClean invoices for client work, ready to send.
DEADLINE
07DEADLINEA countdown to the date that matters.
SIDEQUEST
08SIDEQUESTYour to-do list as a game: quests, XP and a pixel studio to build.
GIADWIRE
09GIADWIREFree design resources, hand-picked by GIAD.
GIADSCAPE
10GIADSCAPEBrowse the GIAD store without leaving the desktop.
MEDIA PLAYER
11MEDIA PLAYERGIAD FM stations to design to.
MESSENGER
12MESSENGERChat with other designers, old-school style.
FILES
13FILESYour saved work in folders, synced to your account.
NOTEPAD
14NOTEPADQuick notes that save to your account.
TASK MANAGER
15TASK MANAGERSee what's open. Close what isn't.
CALCULATOR
16CALCULATORA desk calculator with print, size and ratio modes.
WALLPAPER
17WALLPAPERChange the desktop background.
SOLITAIRE
18SOLITAIREFor the break between exports.
  1. 01TONERIZERHalftones, risograph and dot-matrix print effects for text or images.
  2. 02EXTRUSIONATORFlat type and logos turned 3D, exported as PNG or SVG.
  3. 03FORMATICOne design resized for every social and web format at once.
  4. 04TECHPACKER 9000Tee tech packs with measurements, materials and artwork, as a PDF.
  5. 05PROFIT PLANNERWhat a product really costs, and what you need to sell to hit your profit.
  6. 06INVOICERClean invoices for client work, ready to send.
  7. 07DEADLINEA countdown to the date that matters.
  8. 08SIDEQUESTYour to-do list as a game: quests, XP and a pixel studio to build.
  9. 09GIADWIREFree design resources, hand-picked by GIAD.
  10. 10GIADSCAPEBrowse the GIAD store without leaving the desktop.
  11. 11MEDIA PLAYERGIAD FM stations to design to.
  12. 12MESSENGERChat with other designers, old-school style.
  13. 13FILESYour saved work in folders, synced to your account.
  14. 14NOTEPADQuick notes that save to your account.
  15. 15TASK MANAGERSee what's open. Close what isn't.
  16. 16CALCULATORA desk calculator with print, size and ratio modes.
  17. 17WALLPAPERChange the desktop background.
  18. 18SOLITAIREFor the break between exports.

So, so much to do.

A session in GIAD/OS can range from making a quick graphic to just vibing in the media player to maybe just chatting with a few other designerds.

GOD IS A DESIGNER
GIAD/OS running on a vintage computer

How it works.

No install. One account with the GIAD store. Works anywhere you have a browser.

1.

Try it as a guest.

Open GIAD/OS as a guest. Utilities and free programs work right away. If you want to save progress, sign-in with your GIAD account.

2.

Pick your seat.

Monthly, yearly, or one of 25 Founders seats. Checkout runs through the GIAD store.

3.

Sign in. Make things.

Same email, and everything unlocks: exports, cloud saves, members-only programs.

GUEST VS PRO

Guests get the desktop, utilities, music and free programs. Pro adds all and upcoming applications along with PRO file export.

ONE ACCOUNT

Your GIAD store email is your GIAD/OS login. Membership links instantly to save your progress.

ANY DEVICE

Mac, Windows, Chromebook or tablet. Your work saves to your account.

ALWAYS GROWING

New programs drop to members first. Founders get them before everyone.

You don't need to be technical. You need a Tuesday.

You don't need to be technical. You need a Tuesday.

Every program in GIAD/OS opens like the software you grew up with: a window, a few buttons, and a big Export when you're done.

No layers panel the size of a phone book. No plugins. No manual. Just the tool, doing the one thing it's for. 

Pick your seat.

Cancel anytime. Founders pay once and keep Pro for life.

FREEGuestMOST POPULARGIAD/OS Pro25 SEATS · EVERFounders Edition
PRICE$0 $99 / year
$8.25/mo, billed yearly
$399 Once
25 of 25 left
Desktop + utilities●●●
Export from every program—●●
Cloud saves—●●
Members programs + drops—●●
Early access · Founder badge · merch gift——●
Try as guest
FREE

Guest

$0
  • Desktop + utilities
  • Export from every program
  • Cloud saves
  • Members programs + drops
  • Early access · Founder badge · merch gift
Try as guest
MOST POPULAR

GIAD/OS Pro

$99 / year
$8.25/mo, billed yearly
  • Desktop + utilities
  • Export from every program
  • Cloud saves
  • Members programs + drops
  • Early access · Founder badge · merch gift
25 SEATS · EVER

Founders Edition

$399 Once
25 of 25 left
  • Desktop + utilities
  • Export from every program
  • Cloud saves
  • Members programs + drops
  • Early access · Founder badge · merch gift

Questions.

BILLING

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes, from your GIAD store account. Pro stays active until the end of the period you already paid for.

Do you offer refunds?

Payments aren't refunded once a period starts, but you keep access until it ends. If something isn't working, email operator@godisadesigner.com and we'll make it right.

Can I switch between monthly and yearly?

Yes. Cancel your current plan and start the other when it runs out, or email us and we'll switch it for you.

Is tax included?

Prices are in USD. Sales tax is added at checkout where it applies.

FOUNDERS

What does "lifetime" mean?

Founders get GIAD/OS PRO for as long as GIAD/OS runs, with no renewals. One payment.

What's the merch gift and when does it ship?

An exclusive GIAD piece made only for the 25 Founders, revealed after the seats fill. It ships to the address on your order.

What happens when Founders sells out?

The 25 seats never come back. Pro monthly and yearly stay open.

USING YOUR WORK

Can I sell what I make with the tools?

Yes. Anything you create with GIAD/OS programs is yours to use in personal and commercial work. You can't resell the programs themselves.

What happens to my files if I cancel?

Your saved work stays in your account. Exports and members programs come back when you resubscribe.

TECH

What do I need to run it?

A modern browser: Chrome, Safari, Edge or Firefox on Mac, Windows, Chromebook or tablet. Nothing to install.

Does it work offline?

GIAD/OS needs a connection to sign in and save. Some programs keep working if your connection drops mid-session.

What data do you store?

Your account email, membership status and the work you choose to save. Payments are handled by Shopify; we never see your card.

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